WTAF, by Thud Bukit

WTAF

by Thud Bukit

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1.	Ominous Positivity 03:24	lyrics	buy track
I refuse to die Until things are better And that is a threat ------- You can do anything You are worthy You are a goddamn unstoppable force of nature You will prevail All will kneel before you You will see Your enemies will burn! Your enemies burn ---- You will be okay You have no choice Happiness is coming. You can't escape. ------- Every day you're on this planet is a victory You are worthy Nothing is beyond your reach You will prevail You should be feared You will see Your enemies will burn Your enemies burn --------------- Everyting will turn out fine You cannot stop it. It will get better Or else ---------- You deserve every great thing that happens to you You are worthy Nothing can stand in your way You will prevail They don't like you? fuck 'em! You will see Your enemies will burn Your enemies burn ------------- Improve someone's life In a way that never Can be traced back to you Living your life Pisses off your enemies And that is the ultimate victory
2.	Praise Hail Nothing 03:46	lyrics	buy track
Praise Hail Praise hail nothing Praise Hail Praise hail nothing ------------ No mortal sin No fear within No more to tithe No more to hide No more high priest No sacred beast No bowing east No flock to fleece No one to damn No master plan No one to bless Clean up your mess No special clothes No one is chose No body knows No one decides ----------- Praise Hail Praise hail nothing Praise Hail Praise hail nothing ------------- No scarement No special tent Give up your lent No sins to shrive No shelted men With wandering hands No crimes denied No sacred lies No one called home Weekends your own No vows to keep No sins to reap You own your soul You have control No one patrols No one decides ---------------- Praise Hail Praise hail nothing Praise Hail Praise hail nothing ------------- Praise Hail Praise hail nothing Praise Hail Praise hail nothing No one to fear No judge is near No one to shun Bow to no one No fight to win No foe within No one to doubt No foe without No loss to mend No boon to send No ban on joy None to avoid No thorny crown No chasing hound You are your own No one decides
3.	Happy Go F**k Yourself 03:38	lyrics	buy track
It's a beautiful day The sun is shining Everything's going okay No need for whining Got up in a great mood Just had some great food Ask how i’m doing dude You won't spot us grinning Like some insepid elf ----- Happy Go fuck Yourself ------- The metal world is hard Very serious businesses We have a lot of fun But we don't want witnesses We will not smile That's not our style We'll glare out of the photos We put up on the shelf ----- Happy Go fuck Yourself ------- Go Damm i feel good I want to go play on the swings I haven't done that in ages Is that the ice cream man I want a bop pop I've got 5 bucks I'll get some bop pops for my friends Hey lars I got you a bop pop And i spinder man pop With bubble gum eye Maybe a ninja turtle too Life is good --------- Angry in photos Smile in life Just want to drink And pet my cat Life is beautiful We have lots of fun Go out, celebrate music Got in the mosh pit Have fun
4.	Got To Get Home 03:16	lyrics	buy track
Fleeing down the highway Demons at my back Got the golden treasure In a paper sack ----------- Screaming down that road Heading for my home Before the fries get cold ——— Living in the moment Do not dream of growning old Touch the sacred vessel gently Hope the damn things don't get cold -------- Screaming down that road Heading for my home Before the fries get cold -------- Stupid traffic stopped before me Don't you fools know how to run a light? I don't care where you are going Get your dumb ass out of my sight -------- Steel curtains part Passageway is clear Foot stomps down in anger Get me the fuck from here --- Screaming down that road Heading for my home Before the fries get cold ——— Destiny in sight Journey near an end Cannot wait to bite Down on my fried friends Oh good they're still hot
5.	Plague Rats 02:40	lyrics	buy track
It's just a piece of fabric It's a very simple task Why is it, you stupid plague rat That you won't wear a mask? ---------- You typhoid jackass! Plague rat Now wear a damn mask! Plague rat Now don't be a dick! Plague rat Don't make your mom sick! Plague rat ---------- The cdc are scientists Why do you mock and scoff Just cover up your spit hole With a simple bit of cloth ---------- The virus does not care So cease your purile whining If you do not prepare Your health will be declining ---------- It’s not just the flu Plague rat Do what you should do Plague rat Choke until your lips turn blue Plague rat Not dying because of you Plague rat ---------- It's not making a statement Or if scientists deceive The virus does not care About who you fools believe ---------- This isn’t a death cult Plague rat Don’t care for whom you vote Plague rat Common sense you insult Plague rat I’m so angry i can’t even rhyme Plague rat ---------- The virus does not care The virus does not care The virus does not care The virus does not care
6.	All In 03:14	lyrics	buy track
Time has come To eschew caution Pit cries out For angry souls Time has come for us To lose control --------- All in To the pit All in For chaos All in To the pit All in --------- Plague has kept us From our glory Anger give us Our true power Time has come For us to smash and mosh --------- All in To the pit All in For chaos All in To the pit All in For violent fun --------- Heed the call And form the pack Elbows fly While surfers dive Pickup the fallen As we thrash about --------- Unity in rage is needed No one soul can mosh alone When the plague has been defeated We can all come back to our home Round and round the elbows fly As we thrash and mosh in violent fun This release we’ve badly needed Wall of death is what we want right now --------- All in To the pit All in For chaos All in To the pit All in for Violent fun --------- Heed the call And form the pack Elbows fly While surfers dive Pickup the fallen As we thrash about --------- All in To the pit All in For chaos All in To the pit All in for For violent fun
7.	Per My Last Email 03:29	lyrics	buy track
Per My Last Email ———- I wrote you about this task last week And only now do you ask? I did not hear from you back then And now you act as though you are my friend? ————- Thank you for asking The job that i'm tasking That has you upended Is quite documented The words are quite simple You non-reading pimple Why do you keep asking About what i've i told you Ignorance is basking And that's why i scold you ————- Per My Last Email —— I wrote you about this task last week And only now do you ask? I did not hear from you back then And now you act as though you are my friend? ——- We both know this project Is well over due Moneys was no object But you can't come through I know that you're trying To cover your ass But i'm not subscribing We’ll fire your ass ————- Per My Last Email —— I wrote you about this task last week And only now do you ask? I did not hear from you back then And now you act as though you are my friend?
8.	The Bus Is Not On Fire 03:00	lyrics	buy track
This is the bus This is best bus I am the driver The best bus driver ----- This bus is not on fire This bus is not on fire This bus is not on fire This bus is not on fire ----- My bus goes far Goes where i want You want me to go Go where i want ----- This bus is not on fire This bus is not on fire This bus is not on fire This bus is not on fire Stick your hands out the windows You won't ever get hurt Who cares who we run over The bus protects me Black smoke is perfectly normal Red flams are caused by fake news Flams are very fake Why would i lie to you ----- They hate this bus Bad people hate They hate this bus This bus hates them ----- This bus is not on fire This bus is not on fire This bus is not on fire This bus is not on fire
9.	Shut In / Shut Out 03:46	lyrics	buy track
Trapped inside From plague i hide I must abide Can't go outside ———- Facing the window i stand in my shame Can't go to the movies or to the ball game All the local bars have forgotten my name We know we poor bastards have ourselves to blame! ———— Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhh ——— The sky it mocks Birds call me names Free in their flocks Ourselves to blame ——- Facing the window i stand in my shame Can't go to the movies or to the ball game All the local bars have forgotten my name We know we poor bastards have ourselves to blame! ———— Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhh ——— Boredom taunts me I drain my cup Down to my last can Of seven-up ——- Facing the window i stand in my shame Can't go to the movies or to the ball game All the local bars have forgotten my name We know we poor bastards have ourselves to blame! ———— Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and Shut in Shut in and shut up and shut out and shut down and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhh ——— The cable's on I scan the menus Nine thousand channels And still And nothing to watch
10.	Song Number 10 03:22	lyrics	buy track
Writing musics hard. But rage gives us the strength But if you want an album It must be a certain length --------- Ten This is ten Welcome to song ten The tenth song --------- We dragged our band through hell There was no looking back But to satisfy or masters We needed one more track --------- Ten This is ten Welcome to song ten --------- Do you have any idea how hard it is to make ten songs for an album We're really happy we gotp this far We hope you've had a good time listening to them We just want to make you all happy Come on isn't ten enough What you want another 45 minutes worth of fucking shit like this What the hell do you want us to do Just keep writing and writing and writing We've got to call it done at some point Always demanding more All these fucking goddamn songs Shit, you bitches are fucking driving me crazy --------- Ten This is ten Welcome to song ten The tenth song --------- We're almost done With number ten I hope we don't Have to start again --------- Ten This is ten Welcome to song ten The tenth song ... Are we done?

about

Thud Bukit is a new joke-based Death/Thrash band in the vein of Dethklok, S.O.D, or Alestorm. The band features Ron Dorn (ex-impaled, current Absolute Darkness) doing almost all the music and lead vocals, and the talents of Matthew Legare ( playing the role of drunken sea dog or hapless roadside attraction at every ren fair..ever) writing the lyrics and doing backup vocals and ukulele solos.

The concept behind WTAF is “2020 sucks and we are bored..so let's try and do something fun!”

Mathew Legare says - "We can't decide if this project started on a bet, a dare, or when Ron called Matthew's bluff about writing a death metal song"

Ron Dorn added - "I write the music, Matthew wrote the lyrics and we shat this thing out and can't wait for people to smell what we have created!"

WTAF musically is very Death/Thrash but lyrically it's all fun and games not to be taken seriously by anyone...unless they want to.